Who knew saving Hyrule came with real estate perks? As a humble adventurer who once crashed in a glorified Hateno Village closet, I nearly wept when I discovered Link could finally build a proper mansion in Tears of the Kingdom. Forget dodging Lynels—scraping together Rupees for down payments and placating construction crews became my new epic quest. Let’s dive into how I traded chaos for chandeliers!

🏡 Goodbye, Hateno Hovel; Hello, Tarrey Town Luxury

Remember that dingy shack from Breath of the Wild? Useless! My upgraded abode sits just outside Tarrey Town, offering weapon displays 🗡️, horse stables 🐴, and a kitchen where I don’t burn elixirs. But first, I had to navigate Hudson’s family drama.

🧩 Mattison’s Independence: Babysitting for Real Estate Access

To unlock homeownership, I became an unpaid babysitter. Hudson’s daughter Mattison needed "help" before moving to Gerudo Town. Tasks included:

• Fetching cuckoo eggs 🥚 (why are they always angry?)

• Fixing Hudson signs (marketing runs deep here)

• Emotional support for Hudson (dude cried like a Zora)

Only after bidding farewell to mini-Gerudo-in-training could I even talk to Rhondson about mortgages.

💰 Rupee Rampage: Selling Ancient Junk for a Roof

Rhondson’s "starter package"? Two rooms for 1,500 Rupees. I nearly choked on my dubious meat skewer. Pro tip: Grind the Messages From an Ancient Era quest—it nets 1,200 Rupees for deciphering old rocks! My methods:

Income Source	Rupees Earned	Time Spent
Selling monster parts	300	2 hours
Ancient tablet quest	1,200	1 hour
Gambling with Bokoblins	Lost 50	Regret

🛠️ Meeting Grantéson: Hyrule’s Most Chill Contractor

After handing Rhondson my life savings, I met Grantéson—a dude chilling on a hill near Rasitakiwak Shrine. His vibe: "Place rooms anywhere, bro."

🔨 Ultrahand Architect Simulator: Where Physics Defy Logic

Using Ultrahand to stack rooms felt like playing with supernatural LEGO. The rules:

1. Stay inside rope boundaries (mostly)

2. Fuse rooms at wonky angles (why not a floating bedroom?)

3. Hope it doesn’t collapse (it did… twice)

I created a monstrosity linking a garden to a weapon vault via a kitchen. Pure chaos!

🎁 Rhondson’s Blessing and Glorious Paraglider Bling

Once Grantéson stopped laughing at my design, Rhondson arrived. She approved my deathtrap mansion 🎉 and gifted the Hudson Construction Fabric—now my paraglider sports corporate branding. Talk about selling out! Plus, I unlocked more room options:

• Stables for my 20 horses

• Ponds (for… fish therapy?)

• Display rooms for all my Korok seeds 🌰

So, fellow heroes! Ditch those Bokoblin camps and start stacking rooms. Your dream home awaits—just avoid fusing the outhouse to the kitchen. 👷 Ready to build? Grab your Switch and unleash your inner architect today! 🎮✨